I love eating after gigs, mainly because I can never eat before them after an unfortunate incident with a pie an hour before a gig in Banbury. I say unfortunate incident, but it was the best pie I’ve ever had from (a place I have mentioned before) the incredible Pudding Face the Pie Place in […]
I discovered last night that I have a new favourite event to watch. Its not something I would have thought would be in my top 5 alongside good martial arts and animals attacking stuff (that clip with the Great White in Planet Earth is one of the best ever), but yesterday I was amazed to […]
I am sitting in someone else’s house, drinking tea and using their computer while they are not here. I’m allowed to do this because the someone(s) in question are my girlfriend’s sister-in-law and her nephew. Last night I got back from the gig so late though that I haven’t seen either of them and instead […]
I am pleased to say I am not hungover today and so very much owe you all a proper blog. The problem here is that spending a day hungover you tend not to do very much at all. Normally the day is spent feeling very sorry for yourself while smelling like the night before and […]
This blog will be brief. Lots of things happened yesterday but typing about them is overridden by my immense desire to crawl back under my duvet and hide from everything bright, loud and smelling remotely like booze. Let’s just say yesterday was a lot of fun, there was free booze and I achieved my intended […]
Remember that lack of willpower I wrote about yesterday? Well it danced into play once again and consequently I feel a bit crap today. Part of it is my inability to say no to being bought a drink and the other part is my liver, which seems to have completely given up on dealing with […]
I had some fairly good intentions to go jogging this morning. I spent most of last week and the weekend deciding that today would be the day that I threw my currently unhealthy lifestyle in the bin of history and went for a well paced jog. Then I spent all of last night fighting with […]
Layla gets back today. I should probably do stuff like clean up and things. I don’t like that this is what’s meant to happen. She has been away on a fun weekend while I have been working, yet I am still expected to clean up. If she hadn’t gone away we probably wouldn’t have cleaned […]
I am finding being home alone not at all dissimilar to the film of the same name, only sans burglars, Joe Pesci, a old pigeon lady and that wanker Macaulay Culkin. In fact its nothing like that film, except for actually being home alone. I haven’t even shaved. Even though I should because my face has reached […]
Layla goes away on her friend’s hen weekend today. She will be in Amsterdam until Sunday leaving me on my lonesome for two whole days. This of course opens up a realm of possibilities as to what I can do over the weekend. Mad partying across the capital? Severe mayhem with friends? Watching all of […]