When I’m not gigging I like to complain about how I don’t have enough gigs and how broke I am etc. When I am gigging loads I seem to like to complain about lots of other factors, like lack of days off, and the fact that I’m somehow still broke. Ultimately it comes down to […]
Very late blogging today, which is mostly because since this morning I have been on a mission for Mark Thomas. Can’t really say much about it yet, but lets just say it involved phoneboxes, lude cards, Westminster and the recent ‘Peer for Hire’ scandal. I am now very cold and never want to touch blu-tack […]
If there was a way to type in childish song then I would repeatedly type ‘I’ve done a full show’ lots on this blog. It all went much better than I thought it would and people said nice things, including some people who had turned up of their own accord and hadn’t been harassed on facebook or […]
Its my first showing of my first show tonight. There has to be a first for everything apparently and I’m looking to tonight’s show with excitement and absolute fear. I think I cracked what its all about yesterday and have written so many new bits for it this week that I’m proud of so hopefully it’ll resemble […]
You how that snow keeps going on about how its ruining everything and how its the big snow on campus and all that? Well last night snow took it in the face as I drove myself and Juliet Myers all the way from London into the snowy depths of Bristol and back and we didn’t […]
I’m not sure what goes through the minds of University Ents officers when they book in a comedy night, but using last night’s gig as an example it seems as though their thoughts were ‘lets waste some comedians time, and not give a shit’. This doesn’t generally seem to be the mind set of a […]
Somewhere between 3pm and 4pm yesterday I got a cold. I’m not quite sure what happened but it snuck up on me and made me sneeze my whole journey to Stafford last night. I don’t sneezing while driving. It feels dangerous, as though in that split second of sneezing as I close my eyes I […]
It was another great Fat Tuesday last night with all the acts doing a lovely lovely job and a crowd that were very much up for a good show. Its so nice when you get that ideal combination of things. I get the same feeling of satisfaction when I combine a banana with a peanut […]
Lots of dead snowmen in our street today. Its a sad site. Bits of heads missing, eyes melted out. Sometimes its tough living in such a rough area. My half snowman never stood a chance as I made him on top of our car. Then I drove to Muswell Hill. Somewhere in Crouch End his […]
Ah isn’t the snow so lovely and pretty and great in the way it ruins everything and breaks the whole of the UK with its lovely coldness? I love the snow. I think its ace. What is not ace is that I was meant to be going to Swansea tonight. There is really no way […]