I’ve thoroughly enjoyed doing the last two days of blogs and putting actual substance in them, but this enjoyment must be, to put it lightly, shot to shit today as once again I find time is of the essence. Unfortunately the essence is eau d’ shot to shit as the afternoon’s minute and second resources […]
Warning, this is probably the geekiest blog I’ve ever written. If you have this constant image of me as hella cool and badass, which I know most of you do, then turn away. I’m sure many of you style your hair like the Tiernan flick and constantly ask yourself ‘What Would Douieb Do?’ and I […]
In the short while in which I was out – in fact in the short while in which I was out and in the area surrounding Finsbury Park station – I witnessed a small collection of oddities all occur in sequence. Its not like this is irregular for the area. Regular blogees will know that […]
Regular readers may have noticed that I haven’t written much in terms of my thoughts on current political things for the last few weeks. This is mostly because in being occupied with other areas of life, I’ve not been keeping up with it and this means generally I’m a tad confused on what’s just happened. […]
I’m currently scrabbling through my phone book trying to find the most reliable person I know. I know lots of reliable people but whether or not they can be seen as reliable in the eyes of a landlord is something different. It’s only really occurred to me in the last few days just how awkward […]
Having returned from a Comedy 4 Kids gig where I was told my a 5 year old that I was performing underwater, and about to head to gig where enthusiasm levels could usually only be lower if they were physically lowered into the ground, I can’t say I have much capacity for a blog today. […]
I was informed yesterday that my blog doesn’t have enough sex in it, apparently. Some of you, out there, are wishing that inbetween my diabtribes about losing my PJ bottoms (pretty sexy stuff), ninjas (grrr sexy ninjas) and getting shin splints (raow, shin splints) there is a desire for more Mills and Boon esque romping […]
This blog comes to you after an hour and a half of brainstorming telly ideas and whilst that should mean I’m on a huge mental rush and about to deliver a blog d’resistance, I’m actually now just knackered and too full of coffee to be able to type properly. I’ve managed to plan all the […]
In the last 24 hours I’ve managed to lose both my Oyster Card and my pajama bottoms. I don’t think I did it at the same time, though if I did then I’ve been undertaking some very questionable nighttime activities. Such as sleep busing or tubing. Its like a faster, more efficient way of sleep […]
Is it wrong to be annoyed that anyone cares that Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married? Don’t get me wrong, well done to people getting married, how nice to celebrate love for each other blah blah blah vomit in your own mouth blah blah blah, but should it really be top item on […]