Altogether now: dangdanandanandandandandandang ooooweeeeeooooooooo oooooooweeeeoooooooo wwwwweeeeeooooooweeeeeoooooooooooooweeeeeee. No its not the sound of Dan and Dan being chased by the police. Nor is it the sound of a camp robot. Its the Doctor Who music, which as of yesterday, is now my theme tune. That’s right ladies, gentlemen, bears and wizards, it was discovered during my […]
What a horribly grey day outside. Its pissing down with a harshness that suggests the rain has some sort of vengeance on the ground and needs to smack the shit out of it, and generally the air feels damp with glum. That’s right, Summer is dead. Instead, in its place, several months of looking out […]
This blog follows another morning of flat viewings. I won’t harp on about them too much here as I realise that a) the regularity with which such viewings may occur will get make the repetition of what I write about become somewhat tedious and b) I can’t play the harp. Boom! Sigh. What I will […]
I have so far, already today, assembled a table (which I might add, I de-assembled last night, moved and then today have reassembled following a bit of polyfilling in several holes in walls) and dismantled an old wardrobe. Whilst the citizens of Narnia might cry out in dismay at the latter, it cannot be doubted […]
A quick itty bitty blog today, partly because I bloody love the words itty and bitty together, especially as itty is not in anyway a word and it messes up the spellcheck. Take that conventional Oxford Dictionary agreed English! Slam! The other main reason is I’ve got a busy day filled with sorting out things […]
I hate days like this. Fact is I really don’t want to leave my bed. My hangover is giving me every reason to move as little as possible and horizontal is most definitely the preferred stance on such matters. However, not moving doesn’t give me much room for entertainment and I’m currently bored. Do I […]
I have to go buy wrapping paper. Its one of those items that I can’t help but slightly begrudge buying. Its an item that’s purely bought for milliseconds of enjoyment before its torn to smithereens. Please can we all use the word smithereens more? Thanks. It always seems like a good idea as you search […]
Warning: This blog is a sad tale of love that ends in misery. Its a tale of the greatest love known to human kind. That of a man for his telly. I finally collected my TV from my old flat last night. Its been a long time since we were together, plagued with difficult to’s […]
POPE-OURRIE The UK (and by UK I mean Twitter) is in uproar (that’s when lions roar vertically skywards) by the Pope’s visit to these here shores. I’m not particularly happy by his visit, or in fact, his child abuse condoning, racist, homophobic existence, but at the same time, I also can’t really care less. At […]
Sometimes you see people that make a mark on your day by the way in which they tackle the world. Its usually to do with an air of disregard for society’s rules and a complete disregard for the state of equilibrium that is carrying on around them. These people, or life mavericks as I like […]