I’m listening to Jeff Wayne’s ‘War Of The Worlds’ as I type today’s blog, so who knows just what will happen? Why am I listening to that? Who can say. Sometimes I think you just need a song or two about an astronomer’s odds on things coming from Mars and some red weed to get […]
This will be a bitty blog. Mostly because my brain is in bits today. Once again (and as is becoming an oft too regular occurrence on these typings) I am suffering thanks to booze. Its not the worst thing to be suffering from. I mean I could have a serious illness, or famine or something […]
Up until about 2am last night (or morning if you’re being picky, but its dark and therefore still night in my book. Yes, I have a two page book. One page says ‘If it’s light, then its daytime. If its dark, its nighttime.’ I tend to get very messed up during the middle of winter […]
Thank God its Friday eh? Though if there is a God it must be pointed out that he/she/it/they/Quango Destroyer of Worlds also created Mondays and therefore you can’t just be passing thanks without thinking it through. Today I shall be spending time helping my friend Wendy move house. She’s not going anywhere, she’s just asked […]
Only got ten mins to hack out this blog today due to very bad time keeping. I swear time keeping is pretty heard even though being a time keeper must be easier than being a zoo keeper. I mean they have to keep animals and know what the time is, so it would appear to […]
This is not so much a blog today as a rather extended advert I’m afraid. I’m being horribly self-promotional today, and not in a way that means I’ll only refer to myself as ‘The Captain’ for all my hard work. No, in a way that means people on Twitter will probably hate me for the […]
DOLLARS, TAXES I swear taxes are the most boring thing in the world. The only thing more boring would be watching paint dry on taxes. Actually, that’s not true. That would at least contain the relief that you don’t need to do your taxes as they’re now covered in paint, or the fear that you […]
This is a sort of mega-blog today. Its going to be the sort of size of blog that if it were to fall on New York, there would be widespread panic as it ate buildings and crushed cars. People would be running away screaming ‘arrghh Blogzilla (or Blogjira if you prefer the Japanese version)’ as […]
There’s something that feels hugely wrong about pre-writing a blog. Essentially the paranoid loon in me wonders if by typing such things it will determine what happens in my day in either some sort of cheap horror movie fashion or a more psychological Derren Brown NLP type way. More likely, I’ll be typing the same […]
Sometimes I think its hard not to class a day as an entire success. Yesterday for example involved buying a t-shirt with a robot on it, and making this horse out of items from my bedroom: TAKE THAT NEIL BUCHANAN! I think its impossible to not look at that and think, ‘there is the work […]