I’ll be honest, if Zach De La Rocha, Tom Morello or any of the other two members of Rage who’s names no one really knows asked me to jump, I would indeed say ‘how high?’ In fact, after watching them last night in Finsbury Park, I would happily jump most heights and places if they […]
I AM GOING TO SEE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TODAY! I wanted to save writing about it till tomorrow but I’m such a bundle of excitable energy right now that there is a small chance I may implode and create a small black hole. This would really upset my parents as they’ve only recently had […]
Hello. How are you today? I thought I’d ask as I never do. I mean really this blog is always ‘me, me, me’ so I thought I’d start today’s blog by seeing how you are. Of course you’re too rude to respond, or I bet, if you do, it’ll be by the time I’ve finished […]
I keep having both too many things to blog about this week and at the same time, I don’t really have a lot to say about any of them. So much in keeping with things today shall be mostly about many things but also not much about nothing. It will be the Henry’s Cat of […]
Some things: – Since I last blogged about running, I’ve been running at least 2-3 times a week. I like to think I’ve got better at it. For a start, I now actually run a bit, rather than just jog, walk, crawl, sit, cry, walk again, jog a bit, give up, stay where I am […]
I have 15 minutes to write this blog. I like to think of it as the blog equivalent of Speed. Except its a blog, not a bus. And I don’t have to type at 50 mph or my fingers would fall off and my keyboard would collapse. And Dennis Hopper isn’t in it. Mostly ‘cos […]
Last night at the ever lovely Old Rope, I tried to talk a little bit about what Israeli forces bombarding the flotilla yesterday. It was possibly the fact it was too soon, the fact that my jokes were shit and there is little that is funny about it, or that the audience hadn’t heard about […]
I’m having a sort of day off today. I say sort of, as I have to gig tonight. But up until the point where I walk onstage, today is for slobbery. That’s being like a slob, not spreading saliva everywhere. Although, there is nothing to say that won’t also happen. I’m not 100% sure to […]
Why are people pretending to be upset about the being last in the Eurovision Song Contest? Every year we send some hapless twat to sing a song no one has any confidence in, to compete against other hapless twats from countries that actually seem to care about them, mostly due to their cultural lack of […]
Firstly, before I write this blog about what I want to write this blog about, you all need to know how it feels to sleep in a bedroom, with this just outside it: Terrifying huh? Yes, I’m sure a big part of it is having watched the Weeping Angels episodes of Doctor Who, but regardless […]