The next two days of bloggery are going to be very brief and probably somewhat dull. I’ve given you that forewarning, so if needs be, you can just turn back now and ignore things till Sunday. Go on. This is your only chance. Have you gone yet? Good. Idiot. Now everyone I shall reveal the […]
I have a huge spot on my nose. Its one of those large bright red ones that were I standing by a beach, boats would think it were a port beacon and crash into the shore, or if I moseyed down a runway, would cause planes to miss the landing strip by a mile. Luckily […]
I’ll be honest, I really didn’t want to blog today. I was aiming for a cheaty non-blog, whereby I would briefly mention how brilliant last night was, how un-brilliant my hangover today is, and how anti-brilliant staring at a computer screen is for the aforementioned hangover. I shouldn’t really call it a hangover as it […]
You know those moments when something occurs that makes you feel really old? Often parents say its when their kids have birthdays, wondering just how time has flown by quite so quickly and where its all gone. Well today its my little comedy club’s 5th birthday which just seems completely mental to me. I mean, […]
I’d entirely forgotten that the Oscars had happened last night until I switched on the TV this morning for my usual burst of This Morning. Handy that the show is titled the same as the time I watch it and I can’t help but feel it constantly deserves a small smattering of applause for such […]
I only have terrestrial television as people still insist on calling it. I mean, I’ve got freeview and all that but none of that Sky nonsense, or extra-terrestrial television as I call it. That’s right. I’ve decided if you’re all fancy and can rewind and fast forward the telly like you have evil magic powers […]
Something really horrible happened last night. We’re talking really really wrong and horrible. Like up there with the worst things that have ever happened ever. I was watching the end of Jonathan Ross and Lady Gaga was on. No, wait, that isn’t it, despite her wearing a phone on her head and singing a song […]
I’ve written a blog already this week, but it’s up on another site and more specifically its all about Glasgow for the Glasgow Festival. Therefore I am going to be a big cheat today and redirect you over there to read that blog instead of this one today. Then hopefully if any of you are […]
Lots of little notes for you today. Have at thee: – Get Stuffed in Tring is up there with the loveliest gigs ever. I’d never been to Tring before and, worse than that, I’d never even heard of it. But it turns out is a really lovely town not far from London, with lots of […]
The corn on the cob I’ve stuck in the over is clearly burning. I decided to start this blog and the second I did I smelt burning. However I refuse to bow down to the demands of an inanimate cooking pulse and so I will leave it there until this blog is typed. If this […]