I’m sure sometimes many of you are driving along and you see a road sign and you think ‘well I haven’t looked at the highway code in many years, what does it mean?’ Well as an extensive driver myself, I have taken it upon myself to update you all in what some of those more […]
This is a non-blog today, mostly because today is filled with other busy things, and I got up later than I meant to. I seem to have lost my iPod again and so have spent large amounts of time looking for it. For something so filled with music, its amazing it doesn’t make any noise […]
Current tree versus cat scores stand today at: Cats (aka Rosie and Bella): 8 baubles(four smashed, another four detached and lost for sometime before we could find them again) Tree: 1 (slightly disgruntled cat when bauble fell on her head as she knocked it off the tree) Its fair to say the cats are winning […]
It is international Pretend You’re A Time Traveller Day today, and as I am going to spend most of my day indoors writing, I won’t be able to run around pretending to be from a Dystopian future, nor would it be particularly sensible to host the whole of Fat Tuesday constantly screaming ‘WHAT YEAR IS […]
I’ll be honest. Its a bit too early for me to blog. I don’t officially wake up for several hours which will make all the activities I’m meant to do this morning probably a tad shit. This is a shame as the entire reason I’m up this early is to do some fun stuff. Firstly […]
Thats it. I feel festive. I tried to resist as long as possible but a number of events yesterday have firmly secured that I feel all a bit Christmassy. This is probably appropriate around now especially as today is officially St Nicholas Day, which is when said saint goes round leaving little presents in children’s […]
Gotta go teach kids stand-up again today, which once again will involve me being all a bit sleepy while I get asked if I ‘eat poo’ or ‘ wash my face in scrambled egg’ or any other number of seemingly insane questions. I quite enjoy this bit as it just provides me with easy material […]
My head doesn’t hurt as such but it has more made itself very clear exactly how heavy it is, and exactly how tired I am due to last night’s consumption of booze with Craine and Luurtsema. As penance for a lovely evening of wine, beer, whisky, nachos and some cakes that were better than expectation, […]
I’m trapped at home again today. I say trapped but its just that I have absolutely no reason to leave the indoors. My gig tonight has been cancelled, as was last night’s which was a massive shame as the audience consisted of 4 people and a dog. I’ve had gigs where dogs are in the […]
I blogged about music yesterday and I realised that I probably don’t blog about it enough. This is odd as I’m a very big music fan and if somebody threatened to take either comedy or music away from me, I would probably cope less well without music. Actually that’s crap. I wouldn’t cope if someone […]