I’ve had too much coffee and so have no idea how this blog will go. I’d planned various things to write about today but I’m already typing six times faster than I would normally and so it could all go horribly wrong. My eye is twitching and I’m scared that if I don’t start doing […]
Its my last day/night off today until 4th December. Yes, thats right, I’m a hella busy Tiernan. Anyway, I intend to use this day properly with a trip to see my tiny Nana – that’s grandma not banana – and then making onion soup. Tha’s right I’m frikkin’ rock and roll. So basically I can’t […]
I made a small discovery on my journey home last night. It was a sudden moment of inspiration that has now cured all further road rage I may suffer. I don’t really get road rage as such, although I have a gag about getting it and like to pretend I do. I’m not an angry […]
I’m reduced to wearing my Mr.Silly tshirt today. I was and still am a huge fan of the Mr.Men but I can’t help but feel that a comic wearing a Mr.Silly tshirt is like one of those losers at parties who introduces themselves as being ‘wacky’ then instantly proves themselves to be the most boring […]
These pictures were very kindly sent to me by Christine (aka @divingdane) who is a proper treasure hunter in the Dominican Republic. She has a real job title but basically it involves diving into sunken ships and finding long lost artifacts that may have belonged to the Mayans or the Lost Arc of the Covenant […]
My cats have chewed through my new pair of £25 headphones. Its one of those moments where they have no discernible excuse as to why I might let them off such a thing. The only way I would let them off from doing such a heinous pet crime is if one of these reasons was […]
It was a day of all sorts yesterday. By that I don’t mean I was constantly indulging in a bag of licorice based sweets, as that would have proved severely dangerous for my blood sugars and also sick inducing after at least two bags. I reckon I could nail two bags easy if someone forced […]
I’m going to back to my university today. Not in a hilarious-but-actually-sick-inducing teen movie type way where an older man goes back to his uni pretending to be young again, until the police realise and the whole film become far more sinister. No, instead I’m going to do a Q and A session with this […]
Halloween is meant to be scary right? But its meant to be scary in the way zombies, ghosts and sudden jumpy horror things are scary. Its not meant to be scary in the ‘a member of the audience climbing onstage to punch you in the face during the show’ type scary. It wasn’t even a […]
Halloween is a really odd celebration isn’t it? I mean, while it started out as a pagan celebration signifying the ‘lighter side of the year’ becoming the ‘darker side of the year’, its somehow evolved into lots of people prancing around pretending to be monsters/creatures/sluts. I’m never sure how the last one gets in there […]