I’m meant to write things today and so far I have done everything but write. Even this blog is happening two hours after I intended to write it because I really have been avoiding writing. I’ve only managed to convince myself to blog now by saying that this here is typing, not writing, and as […]
At Gatwick Airport yesterday there was a woman going through security with her husband, who, quite possibly, was one of the most stupid people I have ever overheard. I would hazard a guess that she was in her 60’s and spoke with an accent that meant she was no doubt at least upper middle to […]
I have to fly to Edinburgh in a couple of hours. It doesn’t feel quite right going back this soon after the festival. Its feels a bit like returning to the battlefield after having been flown out of there in the nick of time. I’m half expecting to see the legless remains of another comic […]
Just returned home from a meeting in the bar at the top of Centrepoint. I like meetings that happen in places like that. I didn’t really say much on account of me losing my voice once again, but I sat, listened, eat some chips that cost far more than they should and looked out the […]
Apologies from the Isle of Wight…… Mr Douieb is otherwise engaged on festival business. Actual Tiernan shall resume blogging tomorrow. Posted by Layla on behalf of Tiernan……….commission?!
Tiernan is currently out of the office on festival business until very late on Sunday 13th September . He will not be answering any phone calls because he will pretend he has no reception even if he likes you. Chances are though he doesn’t like you because he is at a festival and will not […]
Oh god its early. Horribly early. Not for you. Or maybe you, but for me, getting up before double digits is not nice. Especially after a late night getting home from Brighton at 2am. I’ve woken in a sleepy stupor from my lovely comfortable bed and visited a clean bathroom for the last time till […]
I’m still thinking about how on Earth Derren Brown did that last night. I feel it will bother me for quite some time. Yes I know he’ll be revealing it on Friday night, but sadly at that time I will be shouting at people in a field. I’m not an angry weekend farmer, I just […]
Some people seem to be slightly bemused by the fact that today’s date is 9/9/9. I’m not quite sure why this is, as thanks to the continual process of time, it was bound to happen at some point, in the same way most other number have been triplicated in the date beforehand. If you are […]
I’ve got my regular hospital check up today for the diabeticals. I say regular, its meant to be every 6 months, but I haven’t been for over a year and half. This, I would like to point out, is nothing to do with me, and everything to do with The Whittington Hospital, or Shittington as […]